Saturday, November 21, 2009

PalinNation: Orange Wristband Revolution Rescue Night 

The tree of liberty parking lot of fortune must be refreshed must be littered from time to time with theblood with the forsaken wristbands of patriots and tyrants of partisans and sycophants.

Rescue threads for the record:

Boos for Babylon Barbie

Sarah Past Meets Sarah Future

Palin Apologizes For Skipping Out On The Tip

Let us sing:

She is coming like the glory in the morning on the bus
She is winsome to the mighty, She is fetching without fuss
So the world shall be Her pageant, and the role of Chime Her truss
Our Gong is clanking on.

Goin' rogue with Sarah Palin!
Goin' rogue with Sarah Palin!
Goin' rogue with Sarah Palin!
God damn the liberal Press.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the signing of the Book
She has scribbled out her autograph on title page - just look!
She hath greased the faithful following with Her vacuous gobbledygook
Her bus is rolling on.

Goin' rogue with Sarah Palin!
Goin' rogue with Sarah Palin!
Goin' rogue with Sarah Palin!
Her bus is rolling on.

In the bounty of a Borders Books She signs her name for free
With a sharpie pen in one hand, baby Trigg across Her knee
She confers Her common touch on some, while others not to be*

(*the contract says from 6 to 9, it's quitting time, let's flee!)

Her bus is rolling on.


Monday, November 16, 2009

Palin: the News--ek cover 

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If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat? - Sarah Palin, Going Rogue

"If God had not intended for us to eat Katie Couric, how come He made her out of meat? You're bein' awful quiet there Katie. What's a matter... cat got yer tongue? ~ Sarah Palin, An American Loon


Palin comments on Newsweek cover (not affiliated with News--ek). See Newsweek cover for November 23, 2009 HERE:
The choice of photo for the cover of this week's Newsweek is unfortunate. When it comes to Sarah Palin, this "news" magazine has relished focusing on the irrelevant rather than the relevant. The Runner's World magazine one-page profile for which this photo was taken was all about health and fitness - a subject to which I am devoted and which is critically important to this nation. The out-of-context Newsweek approach is sexist and oh-so-expected by now. If anyone can learn anything from it: it shows why you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, gender, or color of skin. The media will do anything to draw attention - even if out of context. ~ Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin's Notes ( November 16, 2009)

Relish is for vegetarians.


Many thanks to Kevin K. at Rumproast.com for the link to this post. Without support from others in the blogosphere important publications such as News--ek could not survive. Thank you Kevin.

Therefore, in appreciation, I have decided to contribute sevearal thousand dollars - in the form of untraceable Neiman Marcus gift certificates and a panel van full of stolen orange pantsuits - to the SarahPAC 2012 campaign and election effort. I hope all of you will join me. In the effort. You know what I mean.


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