Friday, April 04, 2008

Staybehinder open thread 

moving right along...


Monday, March 31, 2008

Staybehinder open-ended thread 

spontaneous and unstructured responses welcome.


Powder&Puff: Gov. Rendell goes a courtin' 

A-whorin' we will go, a-whorin' we will go
Hi ho, fellatio, a-whorin' we will go
A-panderin' we will go, a-panderin' we will go
We'll cuddle FOX and stroke their cocks
While spinnin' tales of woe.

A-snivelin' we will go, a-snivelin' we will go
Boo-hoo, the cable spew, a-snivelin' we will go
A-grovelin' we will go, a-grovelin' we will go
We'll carp to FOX, of unfair knocks...
from some other stations show!

Via TPM (includes video link), Gov. Ed Rendell (PA) FOXtrots around the dancefloor with the fair and most objective network:
"I think during this entire primary coverage, starting in Iowa and up to the present -- FOX has done the fairest job, and remained the most objective of all the cable networks. You hate both of our candidates. No, I’m only kidding. But you actually have done a very balanced job of reporting the news, and some of the other stations are just caught up with Senator Obama, who is a great guy, but Senator Obama can do no wrong, and Senator Clinton can do no right."

Meanwhile, "with respect to stripping", stripper Harold "hats and flip-flops" Ickes models the Clinton campaign's fabulous spring and summer line of nomination causal wear.
Harold Ickes, a top adviser to Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign who voted for Democratic Party rules that stripped Michigan and Florida of their delegates, is arguing against the very penalty he helped pass [...]

Ickes explained that his different position essentially is due to the different hats he wears as both a DNC member and a Clinton adviser in charge of delegate counting. Clinton won the primary vote in Michigan and Florida, and now she wants those votes to count.

"There's been no change," Ickes said. "I was not acting as an agent of Mrs. Clinton. We had promulgated rules, and those rules said the timing provision . . . provides for certain sanctions, automatic sanctions as a matter of fact, if a state such as Michigan or Florida violates those timing provisions.

"With respect to the stripping, I voted as a member of the Democratic National Committee. Those were our rules, and I felt I had an obligation to enforce them," he said. LINK

} Fashion: n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey. ~
~ Ambrose Bierce; The Devil's Dictionary


Sunday, March 30, 2008

Staybehinder Bait & Toxic Tackle Shop 

Department of lead sinkers and broken leaders

The BombsAway McCain Weeds of War Hundred Year Sinker Lure: drop one of these monsters down into some cold dark murky undisclosed hole until it comes to rest in the oily muck on the bottom. Retrieve in a slow jerky sneer. You'll catch a Cheney Carp - or a squinty eyed Rumsfeldafish - or a leaking JoMentum Lieberman lithium CPD battery - or an old wet hissing McCainister of PNAC worms - or a brain disease - or some other kind of blind bottomfeeding nightmare... for sure.

PHOTO: pansy finds all the cool props.


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