Friday, July 21, 2006
The Fondler in Chief
G "I'm The Fondler, and I decide what's best to fondle."
Well, coming to all this a little bit late, but: Match the correct words below with the photos at left.
1:
4 Love yer neighbor like ya love yerself...
4 A little dubbya'll do ya... (hett hett hett)
2:
4 Hey, what's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
4 Congratulations! You've been voted most beautiful girl in the room and the grand prize is a massage from me!
4 You got a nickname or can I call you "mine"?
4 I know a great way to burn off them calories in that pastry you just ate (hett hett).
4 Lets skip all this bull-shit, lose our in-ha-bishins, and do what we really came here to do.
4 I'm like a travelin' OB-GYN. "Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." How longs it bin since yer last checkup?
4 I like your ass, can I wear it as a hat?
4 I'm The Fondler, and i'm mighty fond of you!
3:
4 Hey Angela, how'd ya like to have me glaze your stroodle for ya after the show?
4 You smell real good. Like a ver-boten fruit.
4 Would ya like to share a scotch and sofa back at my com-passion ranch?
4 How'd ya like to inspect my weapon of mass destuction for verification of targeting viability?
4 I'll show ya my secret undisclosed location if you'll show me yours.
4 Whadd'ya say my G-8 pays a little dip-lo-matic visit to yer G-Spot soon as this G-D meetin' is over?
4 I'd sure like to bury my bunker buster in your tunnel complex.
4 If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust open a nut in your hidey hole.
4 If this were a Texas barbeque you'd be the prime rib.
4 Whaddya say my commander in chief pays a personal visit to your chancellory. If ya know what I mean (hett hett hett...).
4:
4 Hey Germany, lookin' mighty hot. You must be the real reason for all that global warmin' talk i been hearin' lately.
4 How'd ya like me to thrust my spearhead into your Ardenne forest?
4 Condi sez the head of my penis reminds her of a little Nazi helmet (hett hett).
4 I'd call this a animal attraction but i'm not into all those new positions.
4 You remind me of a hooker I knew in Houston.
4 I'll be your Fuhrer, if you'll be my Eva.
4 Would you like to dance or should I go ficken myself again?
5:
4 Eeeeks! Du Schwein!
4 I was just telling Germany to keep an eye on that I-talian feller... you know how them I-tal-yans can be with the hands... know what i'm sayin'... (hett hett).
4 That Polish ambassador fella sure does have a purty mouth.
4 See, I like to put food on my family and my hands on the neighbors. I like to put my love on the women and hug the wives of the orphans... love yer neighbor like ya love yerself... I like back-rubs, I'm a uniter.... How come they don't serve pretzels at these e-vents...?
4 What?, who?, me?, what?
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Or, make up your own captions.
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Well, coming to all this a little bit late, but: Match the correct words below with the photos at left.
1:4 Love yer neighbor like ya love yerself...
4 A little dubbya'll do ya... (hett hett hett)
2:4 Hey, what's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
4 Congratulations! You've been voted most beautiful girl in the room and the grand prize is a massage from me!
4 You got a nickname or can I call you "mine"?
4 I know a great way to burn off them calories in that pastry you just ate (hett hett).
4 Lets skip all this bull-shit, lose our in-ha-bishins, and do what we really came here to do.
4 I'm like a travelin' OB-GYN. "Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." How longs it bin since yer last checkup?
4 I like your ass, can I wear it as a hat?
4 I'm The Fondler, and i'm mighty fond of you!
3:4 Hey Angela, how'd ya like to have me glaze your stroodle for ya after the show?
4 You smell real good. Like a ver-boten fruit.
4 Would ya like to share a scotch and sofa back at my com-passion ranch?
4 How'd ya like to inspect my weapon of mass destuction for verification of targeting viability?
4 I'll show ya my secret undisclosed location if you'll show me yours.
4 Whadd'ya say my G-8 pays a little dip-lo-matic visit to yer G-Spot soon as this G-D meetin' is over?
4 I'd sure like to bury my bunker buster in your tunnel complex.
4 If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust open a nut in your hidey hole.
4 If this were a Texas barbeque you'd be the prime rib.
4 Whaddya say my commander in chief pays a personal visit to your chancellory. If ya know what I mean (hett hett hett...).
4:4 Hey Germany, lookin' mighty hot. You must be the real reason for all that global warmin' talk i been hearin' lately.
4 How'd ya like me to thrust my spearhead into your Ardenne forest?
4 Condi sez the head of my penis reminds her of a little Nazi helmet (hett hett).
4 I'd call this a animal attraction but i'm not into all those new positions.
4 You remind me of a hooker I knew in Houston.
4 I'll be your Fuhrer, if you'll be my Eva.
4 Would you like to dance or should I go ficken myself again?
5:4 Eeeeks! Du Schwein!
4 I was just telling Germany to keep an eye on that I-talian feller... you know how them I-tal-yans can be with the hands... know what i'm sayin'... (hett hett).
4 That Polish ambassador fella sure does have a purty mouth.
4 See, I like to put food on my family and my hands on the neighbors. I like to put my love on the women and hug the wives of the orphans... love yer neighbor like ya love yerself... I like back-rubs, I'm a uniter.... How come they don't serve pretzels at these e-vents...?
4 What?, who?, me?, what?
Or, make up your own captions.
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