Sunday, March 30, 2008
Staybehinder Bait & Toxic Tackle Shop

The BombsAway McCain Weeds of War Hundred Year Sinker Lure: drop one of these monsters down into some cold dark murky undisclosed hole until it comes to rest in the oily muck on the bottom. Retrieve in a slow jerky sneer. You'll catch a Cheney Carp - or a squinty eyed Rumsfeldafish - or a leaking JoMentum Lieberman lithium CPD battery - or an old wet hissing McCainister of PNAC worms - or a brain disease - or some other kind of blind bottomfeeding nightmare... for sure.
PHOTO: pansy finds all the cool props.
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