Tuesday, May 03, 2005

John Ashcroft ~ R. G.O.P. D.D. (Divinitis Doctor) 

Don't forget to write:
John Aschroft resignation letter
Handwritten letter submitted to maintain confidentiality
Fact file Ashcroft's resignation

Office of the Attorney General
Washington DC 20530
November 2, 2004

Dear Mr. President:

Nothing in my life compares to the high honor of serving America as Attorney General in your administration.

The cause of justice is indeed a serious calling. Americans have been spared the violence and savaging of terrorist attack on our soil since September 11, 2001.

Yeah, sure, tell it to Tom's neighbor in Missurah (the flowering dogshit, I mean dogwood!, heh, Flowering Dogwood state.)

Meanwhile: exciting B-43 alumnus news via The Ghost of Joe Liebling's Dog!
Crisis Counseling Recommendations
At times the owner/operator of a Business Unit may find the Business Unit is experiencing a crisis. Aschroft Consulting, drawing on extensive personal experience, offers these recommendations:

1. Conduct of the Business Unit around Cats. No calico cat should ever, EVER be permitted in the vicinity of the Business Unit. Ideally the Business Unit should never have anything to do with a cat, but Aschroft Consulting is aware that some clients may wish to allow a cat near the Business Unit from time to time (see 1 Corinthians 7:9.)

For additional information and/or consultation please consult Aschroft Consulting


Hint = the correct answer is D) - PONY.

And why do (you know who) - ...give a damn. (?) Just askin' - about the Social Secuity End-times:
Are the fundamentalist end-timers among that 81 percent who think something major needs to be done? And, if so, why? Do they really think they are going to still need Social Security in forty years? If so, their idea of end times with this being the last generation and all is quite a bit different than I would expect. Maybe they’re thinking in terms of the generations of Enoch, Methuselah, and Noah, who each lived for many hundreds of years. That should give them a century or two margin of error for the definition of the last generation.

Time is a funny thang. Although many popular (BIG BOX OFFICE BLOCKBUSTER) horror movies command devoted followings for a long time. BTW: How old are you in Genesis years? Afterall, Seth was still screwing anything that moved after 800 years. Not ban for a horny old nomad. And, also, by the way, what the hell is a gopher-wood tree anyway? Really, I'm serious, that ones been driving me batty for at least the last 350 years.


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