Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Heckles the Clown of South Carolina. 

Addison Graves Wilson, former aide to Strom Thurmond and campaign manager for former Dixiecrat Floyd Spence, emits a strident bitter squawk.

Lou Dobbs Show on line one Mr. Wilson!

Video via TPM.


I think someone should contact Mrs Donatto at The Southern Etiquette Society and ask her if she would travel to Washington DC and help Mr. Addison Graves "Joe" Wilson of South Carolina with his manners.
Courses from The Southern Etiquette Society, will help you to carry yourself properly in social situations, business settings, and a variety of daily activities. We want you to enjoy life to the fullest! [...] Below is a sample of topics taught in our classes.

social graces
dining skills
character development
behavior management

The Southern Etiquette Society
Raising a polite society one child at a time.

On the "Boys 2 Men Manners" page at the Southern Etiquette Society web page it says that Mrs Donatto will teach congressman "Joe" about "The Etiquette of Public Places". Including corrective skoolin' on such bad behavior as "Interrupting" and "Lying" and "being a Bad Sport". That would be a good start.

It's all a slippery slope afterall and Mr. Addison Graves Wilson of SC already has one foot in the slippery.

All he needs now is a slope and away he goes!

Mrs. Donatto, bye the way:
was trained and Certified by The Protocol School of Washington. All Southern Etiquette Society classes are taught personally by Mrs. Donatto.

That's why I think that maybe Mr. "Joe" Wilson (R-SC) could use a little visit from Mrs Donatto's traveling southern woodshed of holistic etiquette, don't you? Learn him some proper deportment before he winds up on the Appalachian Trail, in a doublewide sleeping bag, sparking under a lean-to with a hot blooded latin minx. Like that other fella from South Carolina, Mr. Marshall Clement Sanford Jr. (aka: Gov. Mark Sanford). Or caught red handed paddling the fanny of some sprightly young Sempra energy lobbyist tart in little eye-patch undies like conservative family values muffin man Mike "Spanky" Duvall (R-Southern CA).

Southern gentlemen are ladies men and they love to flirt. They are debonair and charming beyond belief and know how to turn a lady’s head in the twinkle of an eye. They also recognize instantly when they’re headed for the doghouse. (link)

That last part is why Spanky Duval resigned.

So git yerself to Mrs Donatto's classes Mr Wilson or president Obama will order FEMA to convert the Sons of Confederate Veterans Hampton Redshirt Rider Camp in West Columbia into a homosexual sparking-ground. Or a Marxist zoo for endangered wingnut species! And it will all be your fault for not being a properly raised southern gentleman!


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