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Queen winks at President Obama in elevator!

Queen tells dirty joke about clootie dumplings and old man from Nantucket. President Obama laughs and says "good one shorty!" and slaps Queen on ass. Queen responds: "watch it buster, you can call me Liz... just don't call me late for tea". Everyone all around has a jolly good belly-yuck. Michelle Obama arm wrestles Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh in best of 3 bout defeating him 2-0 and wins I-Pod and British Antarctic Territory for America! (We are number 1! We are number 1!)

Righto then. Stay tuned for more breaking outrage.


We now return you to our regularly scheduled coverage of THE GREAT TELEPROMPTER SCARE OF 2009!

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