Thursday, March 26, 2009

Nouriel Roubini Captured! 

Elite special forces operating on behalf of Global Capitalist Banking Tyranny have reportedly captured Nouriel Roubini. Roubini is outspoken advocate of banking regulation, reform, and restructuring, and has been closely linked to Nacionalización Bancaria Movimiento (NBM). Followers and supporters of NBM expressed concern following statement by Roubini in the New York Daily News in which Roubini gives credit to Geithner new toxic asset plan.

The statement by Roubini came as great shock to many especially following several days of protest from NBM supporters who demanded an immediate takeover and liquidation of major banks and financial services divisions including but not limited to CitiGroup, BankoAmerica, AIG, CNBC, all US interests in Friedman, Soft, Pretzel & Mall Development Corporation, Al Giordono Field International, and The Booman Tribune.

Sveriges Riksbank Prize winning economist and infallible Swedish model, Doctor Paul Krugman, exalted leader of the NBM, could not be reached for comment. Nor could Special NBM Blog Commando Jane Hamsher, the irresistible impish freedom fighter and author of the best selling blog post "The Unknowable Celebrity; Inside Caroline Kennedy lurks a secret OJ Simpson!"... and other exciting stuff like that. However, others close to the NBM who have been speaking openly of Mr. Roubini's statement in the Daily News have expressed suspicion that Roubini may likely have issued his disturbing statement under pressure from Global Capitalist Banking Tyranny operatives acting on instruction from sinister Treasury Master and money changer Timothy Geithner or other powerful unnamed lieutenants connected to the secretive administration of messianic cult leader Barack Hoisin Obama whose mother was a Cantonese sweet potato smuggler during Mao Zedong's Great Leap Forward.

Speculation that Roubini is being held against his will in a secret tunnel complex beneath the Hotel de Bilderberg in the Netherlands is gaining credibility among those close to Dr Krugman and his followers who may be planning to liberate Mr. Roubini prior to the April 2, 2009 London G-20 Summit on Financial Markets and the World Economy.

Recent intercepts of coded transmissions intercepted by in-house black chamber operations here at "the farm" (including the grainy photo above) are surfacing at this very moment and seem to indicate that Mr. Roubini is being subjected to varrying degrees of enhanced interrogation methods including being persuaded to consume large amounts of Beluga caviar and multiple bottles of Chateau Mouton-Rothschild 1945 by his captors in an effort to produce additional op-ed statements in support of Global Capitalist Banking Tyranny's New World Order objective.



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