Thursday, March 26, 2009
Nouriel Roubini Captured!

The statement by Roubini came as great shock to many especially following several days of protest from NBM supporters who demanded an immediate takeover and liquidation of major banks and financial services divisions including but not limited to CitiGroup, BankoAmerica, AIG, CNBC, all US interests in Friedman, Soft, Pretzel & Mall Development Corporation, Al Giordono Field International, and The Booman Tribune.

Speculation that Roubini is being held against his will in a secret tunnel complex beneath the Hotel de Bilderberg in the Netherlands is gaining credibility among those close to Dr Krugman and his followers who may be planning to liberate Mr. Roubini prior to the April 2, 2009 London G-20 Summit on Financial Markets and the World Economy.
Recent intercepts of coded transmissions intercepted by in-house black chamber operations here at "the farm" (including the grainy photo above) are surfacing at this very moment and seem to indicate that Mr. Roubini is being subjected to varrying degrees of enhanced interrogation methods including being persuaded to consume large amounts of Beluga caviar and multiple bottles of Chateau Mouton-Rothschild 1945 by his captors in an effort to produce additional op-ed statements in support of Global Capitalist Banking Tyranny's New World Order objective.
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