Friday, October 03, 2008

Return of the "cocky wacko" 

Of course, we know what a vice president does. And that's not only to preside over the Senate and will take that position very seriously also. I'm thankful the Constitution would allow a bit more authority given to the vice president if that vice president so chose to exert it in working with the Senate and making sure that we are supportive of the president's policies and making sure too that our president understands what our strengths are. - Sarah Palin (who has no legislative experience too also).

Let that that gibberish rattle around in your hollow skull for a while Joe Lieberman.

Palin The Beguiler:

guile n.
1. Treacherous cunning; skillful deceit.
2. Obsolete A trick or stratagem.

tr.v. guiled, guil·ing, guiles Archaic
To beguile; deceive.

beguiler n.
1. To deceive by guile; delude. See Synonyms at deceive.

If anyone wants to know how thousands of Americans fell victim to the pitch and ballyhoo of sub-prime lending schemes (playing with peoples dreams) just remember that they were sold these deceptive loans by thousands of polished hucksters and confidence artists well rehearsed in the scripted presentation and vivacious awe shucks you betcha' delivery and hook (don't be looking backwards, "let's look ahead and tell Americans what we have to plan to do for them in the future") of the predatory lender bender.

And there ya have Sarah Barracuda Palin. Who, dontcha' know, is just a regular hard workin' middle class Joe Six-Pack American Main Streeter just like you too (oh yeah shur yoo betcha).
PALIN: I want to assure you that John McCain and I, we're going to fight for America. We're going to fight for the middle-class, average, everyday American family like mine. - debate transcript/CNN

Oh, and by duh way didja' know also too: Palin and her husband - Todd - dey rake in a quarter of a million clams per year and live in a $552,000 lean-to on the shores of Lake Lucille. Where dey kin park duh airplane right der in duh back yard lake water right der behind duh house. Oh, yep. Just like every day middle class average American families just like yers also.

Palin The Wangler
If ever there was a classic example of a wangler it's Sarah Palin.

v. wan·gled, wan·gling, wan·gles Informal
1. To make, achieve, or get by contrivance: wangled a job for which she had no training.
2. To manipulate or juggle, especially fraudulently.
3. To extricate (oneself) from difficulty.

1. To use indirect, tricky, or fraudulent methods.
2. To extricate oneself by subtle or indirect means, as from difficulty; wriggle.

The wriggle:
PALIN: And I may not answer the questions that either the moderator or you want to hear, but I'm going to talk straight to the American people and let them know my track record also.

translation: I'm not going to answer the actual questions you ask me, but rather, I will regurgitate pre-recorded talking point tracks to the American people which I have approved also. Please press play to continue.

Palin the exrticator; pay no attention to that smoking wreckage in the rear view mirror!:
PALIN: Say it ain't so, Joe, there you go again pointing backwards again. You preferenced your whole comment with the Bush administration. Now doggone it, let's look ahead and tell Americans what we have to plan to do for them in the future.

Palin complaining about "redistribution of wealth":
PALIN: I do take issue with some of the principle there with that redistribution of wealth principle that seems to be espoused by you.

Palin the wealth redistributor (imposed on oil companies to distribute royalties to citizens of Alaska):
BIDEN: And, look, I agree with the governor. She imposed a windfall profits tax up there in Alaska.

That's what Barack Obama and I want to do.

We want to be able to do for all of you Americans, give you back $1,000 bucks, like she's been able to give back money to her folks back there.

But John McCain will not support a windfall profits tax. They've made $600 billion since 2001, and John McCain wants to give them, all by itself -- separate, no additional bill, all by itself -- another $4 billion tax cut.

Palin is a great example of the kind of corporate PR front man you might find selling Archer Daniels Midland oilseed. She's slick and cracker barrel cutesy at the same time. And blessed with the gift of rapid response blatherskite, doggone it. And full of mooseshit right up to the little Kazuo Kawasaki teleprompter screens balanced on the bridge of her studio tanned nose.

She'd make a good Republican White House Press Secretary.


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