Sunday, October 19, 2008
Pump Station One
Names for Sarah and First Dood Palin's first grandchild. Here are several suggestions (good choices for either a boy or a girl).
Cardigan
Thinsulate
Skidoo
Pistol
Tinks
Grilse
Parka
Taser
Slogan
Chickaloon
Elmendorf
Akutaq
Smolt
Doe Estrus
Permafrost
Tallow
Saskatoon
Bettles
Puma
Sleetmute
Ammonia
Toggle
Oops
Doggonit
Also
Please contribute your own suggestions in comments. However, I'll ask you to respect the Palin family's tastes and not engage in any anti-American activity. For instance: Prince Rupert (Canadian) would be an unacceptable submission. As would Golfo, or Volograd, or El Coyote, or anything like that. Floatplane, or Holster, or even Ann Arbor, or something like that, would be more like it. I guess. Just be respectful ---- or Michelle Bachmann (R-Theocracy) will come to your house, declare you a witch, and redistribute your pension fund and social security wealth among some guys with golden sacks. And if that happens, The Invisible Hand will have no mercy upon you. So there.
And also - If you've had enough of this here name stuff - You can go here instead:
Palin As President
Play around in the Oval Office while President Sarah Palin speaks with you. Really! Just like really. You betcha'. Just click on the objects in the room and see what happens. For instance, click on the door on the left (in the Oval Office) multiple times. Just do it. But whatever ya do, don't click on the Red Phone (click the red phone).
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Cardigan
Thinsulate
Skidoo
Pistol
Tinks
Grilse
Parka
Taser
Slogan
Chickaloon
Elmendorf
Akutaq
Smolt
Doe Estrus
Permafrost
Tallow
Saskatoon
Bettles
Puma
Sleetmute
Ammonia
Toggle
Oops
Doggonit
Also
Please contribute your own suggestions in comments. However, I'll ask you to respect the Palin family's tastes and not engage in any anti-American activity. For instance: Prince Rupert (Canadian) would be an unacceptable submission. As would Golfo, or Volograd, or El Coyote, or anything like that. Floatplane, or Holster, or even Ann Arbor, or something like that, would be more like it. I guess. Just be respectful ---- or Michelle Bachmann (R-Theocracy) will come to your house, declare you a witch, and redistribute your pension fund and social security wealth among some guys with golden sacks. And if that happens, The Invisible Hand will have no mercy upon you. So there.
And also - If you've had enough of this here name stuff - You can go here instead:
Palin As President
Play around in the Oval Office while President Sarah Palin speaks with you. Really! Just like really. You betcha'. Just click on the objects in the room and see what happens. For instance, click on the door on the left (in the Oval Office) multiple times. Just do it. But whatever ya do, don't click on the Red Phone (click the red phone).
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