Thursday, September 04, 2008

Nasty, Brutish and Smug - and - The Rise of the Palindrones 

Same old Grand Old Party.

Expect a fleshy body wave of newly hatched zombie lies to stumble from the fever swamps of the Republican Convention in St Paul. Each one accompanied by a smug Palindrone media pundit grinning like a fat oil man with a belly full of baked Alaska and Christmas pudding.

[above photo: Republican convention attendee at lower left prepares to drill for natural resources on her own property.]

Joe Klein (TIME) got it right this time:
...it is important for the public to know that Palin raised taxes as governor, supported the Bridge to Nowhere before she opposed it, pursued pork-barrel projects as mayor, tried to ban books at the local library and thinks the war in Iraq is "a task from God." The attempts by the McCain campaign to bully us into not reporting such things are not only stupidly aggressive, but unprofessional in the extreme.

Pit Bull with Lipstick. Palin, your classic corporate boardroom barracuda. And a smooth talking professional liar too. If I hadn't know otherwise I would have sworn I was listening to Rudy Giuliani, in drag, delivering the VP nomination speech. She's a perfect fit for the Republican party. Fits to the T.

Bridge to No-wear

And speaking of T's... here's Palin in 2006 displaying a t-shirt advertising the Bridge To Nowhere. The same Bridge to Nowhere that she claims she opposed:

“Palin said Alaska’s congressional delegation worked hard to obtain funding for the bridge as part of a package deal and that she ‘would not stand in the way of the progress toward that bridge.'” - Ketchikan Daily News 9/2006

Sarah lipstick on a fish McSame. She's just more of the Bu$h/Cheney/McSame. Four more years of the same stinking fish rotting from the same stinking head. Same old same old anyway you turn it.


The Jet to Nowhere

"That luxury jet was over the top. I put it on eBay." - Sarah Palin.

Anchorage Daily News:
The state has tried selling its unwanted jet online four times and failed. So last week, the Palin administration signed a contract with an Anchorage aircraft broker who thinks he can succeed where eBay couldn't. The eBay thing didn't work out very well, said Dan Spencer, director of administrative services for the Department of Public Safety. He's the person charged with trying to get rid of the infamous Westwind II.

The administration made a deal last week with Turbo North Aviation, promising the broker a 1.49 percent cut of the selling price.

Didn't work out very well did it. Well, chalk it up to "executive experience". Palin should fit right in with the last eight years of "executive experience". That hasn't worked out very well either.

To be fair, Senator McCain has no executive experience (aside from commanding a mavericky backyard baby-back BBQ smokeout with rustic small town tire swing media sway in tow). John McCain has never been the Mayor of a town with enough people in it to draw a NAHL Junior A League Hockey team or a Gov... and doesn't even know how to use a friggin' god damed computer... let alone know how to try to sell Cindy's beer jet and 7-8-9-10 houses online at the worlds largest yard sale. So maybe the Maverick ticket should read Palin/McCain. Yes? Or, wait no... Palin/Huckabee! Yes, that's the ticket! Sooper-double reverse mavericky flip out! Whoo-hoo!

Afterall, Gov Mike Huckabee knows how to fry dead squirrels in a popcorn popper and Mayor/Gov Sarah Palin knows how to field dress a dead cow Moose. That's a whole lotta tasty 'sperience.

Moose and Squirrel 2008 2012 16...sooner or later. Whatever. Praise. Let us eat.


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