Saturday, August 09, 2008
Practice up on your dance cocks... I mean steps!...dance steps... for the Republican Convention. And don't forget, Cindy McCain is Miss Pickle Licker Campground Blonde Beaver Queen 2008. If you want your cucumber waxed in November you need to perform accordingly. Whatever that means.
Can you say parquet. Parquet the night away. Viva mosaic flooring. Long live hardwood floor wax!
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