Friday, June 06, 2008
And, The Donald Henry Segretti Ratfucker Turdblossom 2008 Award goes to...
(the grease stained envelope pleeeze!)
to LARRY JOHNSON! (wooopee-doooo, clap, clap, clap).
C'mon up Larry!, and accept your molded latex rubber squeaking rodent in a booby trap booby prize. Roger Stone will present Larry with his slimy reward. (clap, clap, clap).
Oh no. Larry's hairpiece has jumped off his head and is flopping around in front of the stage - hissing like a blind weasel - a blind weasel perfoming a blind weasel war dance!
Please, everyone remain calm:
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NOTE - Wiki Link:
Hey, I have me an idear: maybe hard working white working class regular guy type Paul Krugman can whittle an op-ed column about "One more trumped-up scandal" and sell it to the NYTimes for $100?
Assuming he's not to busy teaching arc welding and small engine repair at Princeton Univ. Because, ya know, it's not like "conscience of a liberal" dood is one of those snooty elitist arugula eating creative class types or anything like that. No siree. So how 'bout it, perfessor? There's a hundred bucks and a shot of Old Crow in it for ya!
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More Larryland reports:
Obama is like OJ (via Instaputz).
The Michelle Tape (via Booman Tribune).
Roger Stone: The Dirty Trickster (Jeffrey Toobin, The New Yorker, June 2008)
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to LARRY JOHNSON! (wooopee-doooo, clap, clap, clap).
C'mon up Larry!, and accept your molded latex rubber squeaking rodent in a booby trap booby prize. Roger Stone will present Larry with his slimy reward. (clap, clap, clap).
Oh no. Larry's hairpiece has jumped off his head and is flopping around in front of the stage - hissing like a blind weasel - a blind weasel perfoming a blind weasel war dance!
Please, everyone remain calm:
Everything's Gonna Be All White
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NOTE - Wiki Link:
In 2000, Segretti served as co-chair of John McCain's presidential campaign in Orange County, California.
Hey, I have me an idear: maybe hard working white working class regular guy type Paul Krugman can whittle an op-ed column about "One more trumped-up scandal" and sell it to the NYTimes for $100?
Assuming he's not to busy teaching arc welding and small engine repair at Princeton Univ. Because, ya know, it's not like "conscience of a liberal" dood is one of those snooty elitist arugula eating creative class types or anything like that. No siree. So how 'bout it, perfessor? There's a hundred bucks and a shot of Old Crow in it for ya!
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More Larryland reports:
Obama is like OJ (via Instaputz).
The Michelle Tape (via Booman Tribune).
Roger Stone: The Dirty Trickster (Jeffrey Toobin, The New Yorker, June 2008)
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