Saturday, December 08, 2007
Here He comes to save the day...
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a big babbling black man with a Bible!
Revival:
He is afterall a "Declarationist"! (bold emphasis below in original text):
I was wondering where burbling Al was at. I was wondering when His True Declaratoryness would thow down the gauntlet. Now we know. After layin' low - watching the coals glow - and waiting for a chance to leap from the flickering shadows and into the brand new light of a bonfire revived, he is finally scheduled to arrive. This should provide some new and colorful fuel for the already burnt-over campfires of the recent Romney/Huckabee chautauquas. Hally-loo-u-ah. Pass the moonshine.
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Revival:
Alan Keyes accepts invitation to Dec. 12 Iowa Republican Presidential Debate
Des Moines, IA — Republican presidential candidate Alan Keyes has accepted an invitation to participate in the last scheduled — and in some ways most important — Republican debate before the Jan. 3 first-in-the-nation Iowa Caucus.
[ See: www.alankeyes.com/articles/071120iowa.php ]
He is afterall a "Declarationist"! (bold emphasis below in original text):
This "Declarationist" perspective is something Dr. Keyes takes seriously and brings into all his political thinking and public policy positions.
[...]
Foremost among the Declaration principles that Dr. Keyes believes should guide interpretation of the Constitution are these:
1. All human beings are created equal and endowed by God with unalienable rights;
2. The purpose of government is to secure these rights; and
3. No government is just or legitimate if it systematically violates these rights.
[ See: www.alankeyes.com/about/declarationist.php]
I was wondering where burbling Al was at. I was wondering when His True Declaratoryness would thow down the gauntlet. Now we know. After layin' low - watching the coals glow - and waiting for a chance to leap from the flickering shadows and into the brand new light of a bonfire revived, he is finally scheduled to arrive. This should provide some new and colorful fuel for the already burnt-over campfires of the recent Romney/Huckabee chautauquas. Hally-loo-u-ah. Pass the moonshine.
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