Saturday, July 01, 2006
Jesus Suffers Organ Failure
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President Bush's power to inflict pain and suffering on human beings and/or god-human hybrids took a big hit today when the Robed Ones declared (vote was 5 to 3 with one abstraction) that he can't just make shit up whenever he wants and rule like some deranged frat boy with a deviant covey of advisors to steer him toward armageddon. Bush responded to the ruling by boiling his own head in melted cheese and glueing popcorn to his horribly damaged flesh. Who says Bush doesn't "get it?" He gets it, okay? 'Nuff said.
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