Sunday, September 11, 2005
Rapture index closes up 5 on Inflation, Economy, Financial Unrest, Leadership, and Floods.
Right, floods.
Here.
The higher the index, the closer the Rapture is.
So remember, for these guys, unlike normal people, what's bad is good.
A city destroyed and thousands dead from Katrina?
That's good, because it means the Rapture is closer!
It really is the perfect Republican alibi, isn't it? The greater the clusterfuck, the closer the Rapture.
The will of the God of your choice be done...
Here.
The higher the index, the closer the Rapture is.
So remember, for these guys, unlike normal people, what's bad is good.
A city destroyed and thousands dead from Katrina?
That's good, because it means the Rapture is closer!
It really is the perfect Republican alibi, isn't it? The greater the clusterfuck, the closer the Rapture.
The will of the God of your choice be done...
