Thursday, September 15, 2005
The Pledge of All Litigants

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I pledge forbearance
To the clothtacular stars & stripes
Of the Omnivorous States of Plutocracy Heights
And to the lock-step Republicans
With cash in hands
Insatiable
Der obere Vater gewährt Wünsche*
With Liberty and Justice for people who can afford such perks
Ahem
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Now, class, let's turn to page 61 and find out why Adam liked the Velociraptors best...
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Crossposted at Mortaljive.
Image of Über Pater from here.
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*"The Upper Father Grants Wishes"
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