Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Gimme That Old Time Supernatural Murder
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I saw God and Jesus
Walking into town
Both of them were packing
Both of them did frown
They were on a mission
To kill the sodomites
They stood outside The Puckered Hole
And then began to shout:
"What you boys are doing
With your penises just ain't right
A suckin' and a fuckin'
Morning, noon and night
It's time we put a stop to this
And for that we have a scheme:
Let's kill the elderly and poor
In evil New Orleans"
(chorus)
Drown them! Break them!
Shake them up and bake them!
Leave them in the water
So the meat falls off the bone
Glory unto Jesus
He sure casts a nasty stone
Hallelujah
He sure casts a nasty stone
It's really just a test of faith
When a Christian baby dies
Or when daddy gets his head blown off
Fighting those Arabian bad guys
But when a liberal or queer
Or mad abortionist
Is taken from this life of ours
You know that God is pissed
Nature is a bastard
And God's a bachelor plus
And if you're poor, too bad for you
Wave to Mary on the bus
(chorus)
Drown them! Break them!
Shake them up and bake them!
Leave them in the water
So the meat falls off the bone
Glory unto Jesus
He sure casts a nasty stone
Hallelujah
He sure casts a nasty stone
I saw God and Jesus
Walking into town
Both of them were packing
Both of them did frown
They were on a mission
To kill the sodomites
They stood outside The Puckered Hole
And then began to shout:
"What you boys are doing
With your penises just ain't right
A suckin' and a fuckin'
Morning, noon and night
It's time we put a stop to this
And for that we have a scheme:
Let's kill the elderly and poor
In evil New Orleans"
(chorus)
Drown them! Break them!
Shake them up and bake them!
Leave them in the water
So the meat falls off the bone
Glory unto Jesus
He sure casts a nasty stone
Hallelujah
He sure casts a nasty stone
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Image of enlightened Pat Robertson from here.
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Crossposted at Mortaljive.
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