Thursday, August 04, 2005
Rapture index nets up 1 on famine, drought, gog
Here.
The famine entry (+1, i.e. good):
The drought entry (+1, i.e. good):
The Gog (Russia) entry (-1, i.e. bad):
See, in the wacky Alice-in-Wonderland world that these Rapture folks live in, everything bad is good, because the bad things are signs of the End Times!
Famine? Great news! (Except to those starving to death, which doesn't include a lot of these Rapture folks!)
Drought? Great news! (Except to those who are thirsty, which doesn't include a lot of these Rapture folks either.)
So, when we get a "President" "elected" who just totally screws the pooch on anything he touches, it's all good! Because it brings the Rapture closer!
So if you're hungry, or you're thirsty, and Bush brought that on you, remember that the Rapture folks want it to happen, and they all vote Republican.
The famine entry (+1, i.e. good):
Central Africa is having a severe famine.
The drought entry (+1, i.e. good):
Spain is having its worst drought in 60 years.
The Gog (Russia) entry (-1, i.e. bad):
The lack of activity has downgraded this category.
See, in the wacky Alice-in-Wonderland world that these Rapture folks live in, everything bad is good, because the bad things are signs of the End Times!
Famine? Great news! (Except to those starving to death, which doesn't include a lot of these Rapture folks!)
Drought? Great news! (Except to those who are thirsty, which doesn't include a lot of these Rapture folks either.)
So, when we get a "President" "elected" who just totally screws the pooch on anything he touches, it's all good! Because it brings the Rapture closer!
So if you're hungry, or you're thirsty, and Bush brought that on you, remember that the Rapture folks want it to happen, and they all vote Republican.
