Sunday, July 24, 2005
The Ten Commandments Revised for Usage by Republicans
A little Sunday Schooling... Say, maybe we can get this carved on a ten-ton rock and paraded round the country. Whaddaya think?
So, show me a revised commandment that's not the sober truth, given what we've witnessed since 2000.
I. Thou shalt have no other gods but power and money.
II. Thou shalt make unto thee graven image of power and money.
III. Thou shalt take the name of the LORD thy God.
IV. Remember election days, to rig them wholly.
V. Impoverish thy father and thy mother.
VI. Thou shalt kill.
VII. Thou shalt commit perjury.
VIII. Thou shalt steal.
IX. Thou shalt bear false witness against thy enemies.
X. Thou shalt covet every thing that is thy enemy's.
So, show me a revised commandment that's not the sober truth, given what we've witnessed since 2000.
