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Chef P-Niss Genitalia's Guide to International Fine Dining: From the department of "hey pal, that ain't smoked salmon you're pokin' at down there!"


Courtesy the BBC:

China outlaws 'naked sushi' meals [...] The Chinese government has banned restaurants from serving food on the bodies of naked women. [...] ...serving food on women "insults people's moral quality".

Yeah ok, speak for yourself mackerel breath, but what about the ambiance! Listen, just wrap her up in some damned seaweed to go and we'll have dinner in my hotel room.

This post is dedicated to the hedonistic legacy and international diplomacy of Neil Bu$h. Without whose inspiration it would not have been made possible.

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