Friday, May 13, 2005
In our bitch, Afghanistan, where getting into bed with the warlords hasn't worked out that well for us.
In our good friend, Uzbekistan, where boiling enemies of the state alive seems to have oddly made things worse.
In the hallowed halls of Congress, where taxation without representation is the Bill Frist rallying cry.
In Indonesia, which has a problem with our interviewing skills.
And how could I forget Iraq, where guerilla attacks have escalated to more than 75 a day, and suicide bombings occur daily?
Truly, our leader is the paragon of animals.