Saturday, March 26, 2005

If It Feels This Good To Be Used... 

Sir, what about the ongoing problem of an exit strategy for Iraq?

I would have to say Terri Schiavo.

Okay. What about the investigation of the Plame leak?

Terri Schiavo, again, of course.

And the question of how Mr. Guckert/Gannon got his press creds?

Have I mentioned Terri Schiavo?

Your approval ratings are dropping into the basement. What plans do you have to get them up?

I’m going to Terri Schiavo.

What about the lies regarding WMD’s in Iraq?

Terri, Terri, Terri.

What about the fake news stories that government agencies and corporations are circulating?

Those will be Schiavoed.

Securing shipping containers?

Schiavo, Terri.

And Halliburton, et al’s, continued gouging of taxpayers? And the mounting deficit? Cuts to important social programs in the proposed budget?

Um, let’s focus on Terri Schiavo?

And the question of how best to deal with North Korea and Iran?

More Schiavo.

Okay, fine. What about when the hapless poster child dies, and her public humiliation ends?

Mr. Rove is working on that. For now, let’s all just Terri Schiavo.

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