Monday, March 21, 2005
Frivolity Is Needed
I'm away from my ether fix for an unknown time today, don't know when I'll get back, and I'm not going down that long lousy road on the Schiavo bus. Instead, we will keep our heads up. We will not look into the abyss. We will meditate on higher things, transcendent things, things that elevate our discourse and avoid exploitation of the poor, the abused, and the unfortunate.
Like..John Delorean, inventor of the car everyone laughed at, and philosohical godfather to Robert Zemekis.
Like...Demi Moore. Pregnant again? Or not? Only (eeew) Ashton Kutcher knows for sure. She says, "The rumors are just that, rumors", but wait a minute! Isn't Rumor the name of one of her daughters? A subtle coded message?
Like...Ashley Judd becoming a sports reporter.
Like...caffeine may cause diabetes. Except for the times when other studies say it prevents it.
Like...women's fashion still sucks.
Like...they've got Rice in China! Go figure.
Oh, I could go on, but you get the idea. What absurd, harmless, utterly inane items can you find today? Why, they're just laying around out there like pearls, waiting to make your day.
Go get 'em, tigers and tigresses.
Like..John Delorean, inventor of the car everyone laughed at, and philosohical godfather to Robert Zemekis.
Like...Demi Moore. Pregnant again? Or not? Only (eeew) Ashton Kutcher knows for sure. She says, "The rumors are just that, rumors", but wait a minute! Isn't Rumor the name of one of her daughters? A subtle coded message?
Like...Ashley Judd becoming a sports reporter.
Like...caffeine may cause diabetes. Except for the times when other studies say it prevents it.
Like...women's fashion still sucks.
Like...they've got Rice in China! Go figure.
Oh, I could go on, but you get the idea. What absurd, harmless, utterly inane items can you find today? Why, they're just laying around out there like pearls, waiting to make your day.
Go get 'em, tigers and tigresses.
