Friday, February 25, 2005
Sean Hannity has a dating service!
Oh, sorry. I forgot to warn you to put your coffee down.
Anyhow, I'm not making this up.
Readers, suppose you were writing an ad to find "Hannity style romance." Just suppose now. How would it read?
Bonus points (conservative gals): Work in "knee-high boots"! (back)
Bonus points (conservative guys)... Oh, what's the point... Why go on.... Damn, where'd I leave that bottle... Well, how about "candlelight and walks on the the beach"?
Anyhow, I'm not making this up.
Readers, suppose you were writing an ad to find "Hannity style romance." Just suppose now. How would it read?
Bonus points (conservative gals): Work in "knee-high boots"! (back)
Bonus points (conservative guys)... Oh, what's the point... Why go on.... Damn, where'd I leave that bottle... Well, how about "candlelight and walks on the the beach"?