Wednesday, February 16, 2005
"Jeff" vs. Monica All-Star Celebrity Death Cage Match
Summing things up:
Just to be helpful, I've highlighted the part that the wingers, and the LRWM, just don't seem to want to talk about.
I wonder why? I mean, it couldn't be that Gannon has something on someone in the White House, would it? Something about one of his clients from his life as an escort?
Something that reflects very badly on the party that's upholding the sanctity of (not gay) marriage?
I'd say it's Gannon winning easily, but what do I know?
| "Jeff Gannon" | Monica | |
| White House pass | Yes | Yes |
| Republican "Paid Policy Advocate" | Yes | No |
| Contact with President | Public | Private |
| Used real name | No | Yes |
| Softball questions | Yes | Probably |
| Funded by Texas Republicans | Yes | No |
| Access to classified documents | Yes | No |
| $27,000 owed in back taxes | Yes | No |
| Professional escort | Yes | No |
| Wore thong | Not yet known | Yes |
| Wall-to-wall media coverage | No | Yes |
| Length of time family's privacy invaded | One day | Two years |
| It's not the sex, it's the lying | Not yet known | Oh, please |
| President's Party | Republican | Democratic |
Just to be helpful, I've highlighted the part that the wingers, and the LRWM, just don't seem to want to talk about.
I wonder why? I mean, it couldn't be that Gannon has something on someone in the White House, would it? Something about one of his clients from his life as an escort?
Something that reflects very badly on the party that's upholding the sanctity of (not gay) marriage?
I'd say it's Gannon winning easily, but what do I know?
