Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Poll Watch ~ Get out the VOTE!
I'm a little concerned about the current poll on the sidebar. At this point it doesn't look good for Newt in 2008. Maybe a Gingrich-Jack Cafferty "get to know ya" dance party would have been a bigger draw?
Maybe Dan Rather should be singing train songs to Kate O'Beirne while she gobbles chili dogs in a halter top and pair of shorty shorts? Would anyone like to watch Kate O'Beirne in a halter top and a pair of shorty shorts eat a sloppy wienerwurst to the tune of "She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain?" I'll bet you'd like that wouldn't you? Damnit. I should of thought of that before.
Could send Santorum to northern Michigan to yank a fish through an ice hole. There's a kind of poetic ecclesiatical justice to that. Not sure how to help Bay Buchanan's island of apathy though. Maybe Donna Brazile could run up and down the beach with a lantern crashing ships onto a reef! Or, hey!, maybe Tucker Carlson and Armstrong Williams could visit the island and share a jacuzzi? Although that scene might put a damper on the the abstinence effort; what with all the slippery buffing and rebuffing and bow ties and hundred dollar bills and wavy locks churning around in the bubbles and all. Eeeks. Come to think of it that would be too horribly real even for horrible reality TV. Producing quality television isn't as easy as you might think.
Anyway... it looks like I'm going to have to build a pen and rent or borrow a death adder at some point very soon. Anyone know what a good death adder rents out for these days?
In the meantime... VOTE for the lame choices ya got. Ain't that always the way?
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Maybe Dan Rather should be singing train songs to Kate O'Beirne while she gobbles chili dogs in a halter top and pair of shorty shorts? Would anyone like to watch Kate O'Beirne in a halter top and a pair of shorty shorts eat a sloppy wienerwurst to the tune of "She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain?" I'll bet you'd like that wouldn't you? Damnit. I should of thought of that before.
Could send Santorum to northern Michigan to yank a fish through an ice hole. There's a kind of poetic ecclesiatical justice to that. Not sure how to help Bay Buchanan's island of apathy though. Maybe Donna Brazile could run up and down the beach with a lantern crashing ships onto a reef! Or, hey!, maybe Tucker Carlson and Armstrong Williams could visit the island and share a jacuzzi? Although that scene might put a damper on the the abstinence effort; what with all the slippery buffing and rebuffing and bow ties and hundred dollar bills and wavy locks churning around in the bubbles and all. Eeeks. Come to think of it that would be too horribly real even for horrible reality TV. Producing quality television isn't as easy as you might think.
Anyway... it looks like I'm going to have to build a pen and rent or borrow a death adder at some point very soon. Anyone know what a good death adder rents out for these days?
In the meantime... VOTE for the lame choices ya got. Ain't that always the way?
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