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This is what the Idiot-In-Chief said in an interview yesterday when asked about the new puppy:

Barney has been - Barney, it's an interesting adjustment. The person who brought the dog Beazley over said that it's going to be very soon the female Scottie will dominate the male Scottie. I didn't realize that was going to be the case. Barney hasn't realized it either. [Laughter.] So the little one so far has - we've seen some tendency as to domination. Barney actually is quite cute, monitoring the little person and making sure that she doesn't go wandering off. And he doesn't know what he's in store for, according to the handler. It's going to be a great joy. You learn to accept the simple pleasures of life here as the president. And very few things can break into the cocoon that have lasting permanence and lasting effect, and Beazley is going to be one of them.

I’m speechless, frankly. Fear of domination by females. Referring to the female puppy as “the little person.” Learning to “accept” “simple pleasures here as the president” as opposed to having them shoved down yer throat. Bubble boy. “Very few things can break into the cocoon.”

Ye gods. What other disturbing symptoms did I miss here?