Sunday, December 26, 2004
Back from Europe...
Man, with the Euro at 1.35, a hundred bucks is like a cab ride in from the airport... I mean, I understand that we need to debase the currency so we pay back our debts with worthless paper, and I'm happy to dig deep for a patriotic effort like that, but, man... It hurts....
On another note, the new slogan for US Customs seems to be "The Face of the Nation" or some such. Except—can we talk here?—border controls are really sphincters; they're about controlling what comes out and goes in, eh?
So, America's new face is a sphincter... Come to think of it...
Oh. Merry Christmas, folks! Or, um, whatever.
On another note, the new slogan for US Customs seems to be "The Face of the Nation" or some such. Except—can we talk here?—border controls are really sphincters; they're about controlling what comes out and goes in, eh?
So, America's new face is a sphincter... Come to think of it...
Oh. Merry Christmas, folks! Or, um, whatever.
