Friday, October 08, 2004
Last minute advice for Dear Leader
1. Don't forget to take your Anti-Peevishness Pills!
2. One good stiff drink won't do it. You need to look happy, upbeat, and You need to be energetic. I suggest You get some good, pharm quality cocaine and do a couple of lines before You go out there. You know what to do. You've done it before. (alert reader GD Frogsdong)
3. You should put a nice big cucumber in the front of your pants for the evening. No, seriously. Nothing gives more confidence than thinking you've got the biggest one in the room, and also the looks the ladies will give You will send Your confidence through the roof. (alert reader GD Frogsdong)
4. If all else fails, take that cucumber out of your pants and go Cheney yourself. (alert reader GD Frogsdong)
5. ...
Readers?
2. One good stiff drink won't do it. You need to look happy, upbeat, and You need to be energetic. I suggest You get some good, pharm quality cocaine and do a couple of lines before You go out there. You know what to do. You've done it before. (alert reader GD Frogsdong)
3. You should put a nice big cucumber in the front of your pants for the evening. No, seriously. Nothing gives more confidence than thinking you've got the biggest one in the room, and also the looks the ladies will give You will send Your confidence through the roof. (alert reader GD Frogsdong)
4. If all else fails, take that cucumber out of your pants and go Cheney yourself. (alert reader GD Frogsdong)
5. ...
Readers?
