Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Edwards has theory on the Bush bulge
Not the codpiece bulge, silly—the back-of-the-suit bulge. Edwards on Leno:
That's not the only reason Bush ought to be patted down....
John Edwards has a theory about what was hidden underneath an unusual wrinkle that appeared on the back of President Bush's suit jacket during his first debate with John Kerry.
"I think it was his battery," a grinning Edwards told Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show" on Tuesday.
"I think tomorrow, before the debate, John Kerry ought to pat him down," Edwards said, referring to the final Bush-Kerry matchup, scheduled for Wednesday in Arizona
(via AP)
That's not the only reason Bush ought to be patted down....