Friday, October 15, 2004

The dingo ate my factor 

1- Hmmm. Strange metaphorical parallels. Bill O'Reilly might like to give this one some thought.

Man's penis eaten by dog (Filed: 05/10/2004) Telegraph UK

An elderly Romanian man is recovering in hospital after mistakenly cutting off his own penis, which was then eaten by his dog.

Constantin Mocanu, a 67-year-old from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

But instead of cutting the chicken's throat, Mr Mocanu cut off his own penis.

He said: "I confused it with the chicken's neck. I cut it and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was bleeding heavily when brought in by an ambulance, was now out of danger.

2- Wheres that Freud guy when ya need him. Great moments in headline writing. Conservative exhaust fan Mens News Daily conjures peculiar image:

Bush, Kerry Joined in Same-Sex Marriage Positions, October 15, 2004 - by Roger F. Gay


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