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Hey, what a crowd, huh? I just flew in from San Diego and boy is my crotch big. Ha-ha. I went up to Heaven and they asked me how I found the place—I answered "Could use some paint." Get it?

Is that blood on your hands or are you just happy to see me? Ever notice how Satan and Cheney are never seen together? Heh-heh—Hold on there, Saddam. Is this thing on?

Yeah, I found God—too bad the motherfucker never found me—some punishment, huh? I got a devil of an agent: Twenty shows a day, seven days a week for all eternity. It was either this or I had to read a book...Thank you, thank you. Got another post card from Mom—heck, she could have walked it over. I don't care what they say about you, Mom, you got a beautiful mind. Your face looks like Texas asphalt, but you got a...Hey, don't throw lava. I hate it when you throw lava. It's all in fun! Heh-heh.