Wednesday, August 25, 2004
Revolutionary War Veterans for Truth
Remember FreewayBlogger? He/she/they have a nice new post up on the subject noted in the headline here. FWB doesn't post often, so scrolling down allowed me to be reminded of one of our favorite Items That Should Be in the Dictionary But Will Have to Wait for the Next Edition:
Chim·peach (chim pēch´), v., 1. To eliminate an enemy or malefactor, or to rectify a near fatal error or terrible mistake. 2. To remove from high office, through judicial review or public referendum, a dangerous imbecile, odious fraud, or chimpanzee. 3. To reclaim the soul of one's country by reversing or redressing a grievous historical injustice, as in "After Whitewater, Bush's lies about Iraq give us no choice but to chimpeach the murdering bastard, unless we want the whole goddam world to think that the lives of our sons and daughters are less significant than lying about a blowjob."