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Words fail me:

HELLMOUTH, Texas (AP) - The White House said Tuesday that North Korea's Kim Jong Il is engaging in "more bluster" by criticizing President Bush as a leader who is fomenting world unrest.
(via AP)

"Bluster," eh? Wait a minute, should I get an expert's opinion? No—that's in the story already....

But hey! Suppose North Korea fires another missile into the Japan Sea, oh, during the Republican Coronation: Could that be so bad?

NOTE Be sure to watch America's other trusted news source, The Daily Show (back), tonight!