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OK, OK, it's Weekly World News. But maybe they'll turn out to be more reliable than Bush's other sources have been? And more reliable than the anonymous sources of the SCLM? Let's give it a try!

EXTREMIST Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders.

It's all a part of the Al Qaeda master plan to pull our country apart and kill the patriotism that makes us strong. "

They believe that making more Americans gay will start civil war between gays and ultraconservatives," says one highly placed intelligence officer. "They also figure it will lead to a decrease in the U.S. population."

The Gay Bomb was already in the planning stages when Osama Bin Laden and close, intimate friend Muhammad Atef founded the international terrorist group Al Qaeda in 1989.
(via Weekly World News)

They all hate us anyhow, so let's drop the big one now!