Thursday, July 22, 2004
Now, This is Just Strange
So I click over to Google to do my usual afternoon news sweep, and there I find a headline from Reuters, not JeffDaumerNews or anything, advising as follows:
I Am Not the New Cannibal, Says Armstrong
Neil? Lance? Fine Young? Is "Soldier of Fortune" Magazine recruiting for a reenactment of the Donner Party?
Or...could it be that "Armstrong" is a junior Bush staff member? And they're organizing one of those Outward Bound-type bonding adventures for the Cabinet this weekend, to reinforce solidarity and mutual trust and all that? God knows that backbiting bunch of backstabbing paranoids could use such a break, being dizzy from spinning the 9/11 report into "It's All Clinton's Fault!".
But if that's the case, who was asking about cannibalism?
These things puzzle me. Don't have time to check the matter myself on account of I am, as you can clearly see, supposed to be working.
I Am Not the New Cannibal, Says Armstrong
Neil? Lance? Fine Young? Is "Soldier of Fortune" Magazine recruiting for a reenactment of the Donner Party?
Or...could it be that "Armstrong" is a junior Bush staff member? And they're organizing one of those Outward Bound-type bonding adventures for the Cabinet this weekend, to reinforce solidarity and mutual trust and all that? God knows that backbiting bunch of backstabbing paranoids could use such a break, being dizzy from spinning the 9/11 report into "It's All Clinton's Fault!".
But if that's the case, who was asking about cannibalism?
These things puzzle me. Don't have time to check the matter myself on account of I am, as you can clearly see, supposed to be working.
