corrente

Okay, this is from a really crappy little whine (in the same paper that gives a paycheck to Robert Novak it should be noted) about "F/911."

The whiner, er I mean author's, main point seems to be that HE said mean things about the Saudis way back when, and yet nobody flocked in droves to praise him like they are currently doing for Michael Moore, who is also fat, and sloppy, and doesn't hate terrorists as much as he hates Bush (???) and blah blah blah, I told you it was a dumb column overall.

However it is worth quoting just one paragraph therefrom, as evidence for the old saying that "even a blind hog finds an acorn sometimes":

(via Chicago Sun-Times)

Here's the way it works: If Bush is wearing the blue boxer shorts, they're a suspicious personal gift from Crown Prince Abdullah. If Bush is wearing the red boxer shorts, it's a conspiracy to distract public attention from the blue ones he was given by Crown Prince Abdullah. If he's wearing no boxer shorts, it's because he's so dumb he can't find his underwear in the morning.

I now apologize, far too late to do any good, for putting that image in everyone's minds. But it was the one point in the whole column with which I think we can all wholeheartedly agree.