Saturday, June 05, 2004
"Reagan Dies"
To paraphrase Dorothy Parker: there, but for a typographical error, is the headline for practically everything that ever came out of Reagan's mouth. Republicans in general for that matter.
Speaking of which, you better lock up your parks, your airports, your stadiums, libraries, and dog pounds from now until Doomsday. None are going to be safe so long as the Reagan Zombie Cult stalks our monuments. (I would let them rename the prisons though. That would be fitting.)
Meanwhile, I give the Bush campaign 48 hours to start feasting on his corpse in its campaign ads. Any takers?
Speaking of which, you better lock up your parks, your airports, your stadiums, libraries, and dog pounds from now until Doomsday. None are going to be safe so long as the Reagan Zombie Cult stalks our monuments. (I would let them rename the prisons though. That would be fitting.)
Meanwhile, I give the Bush campaign 48 hours to start feasting on his corpse in its campaign ads. Any takers?
