Thursday, June 03, 2004
"Mistress Lee" is bouncing on my knee!
Quarters may not be the only things Bill Bennett is stuffing into a slot.
America's national scoldpottle and flagship human dirigible for all things virtuous, victorian, and, uh, apparently, wearing studded stiletto heels and carrying a horse whip, may turn out to be more fun at a party than an old Velvet Underground record and a handful of poppers.
THE DOMINATRIX SPEAKS!!! - CALICO CAT EXCLUSIVE!!!
FROM: "Mistress Lee"
"second coming of..." Oh boy. There is definetly a big wet multiple coming joke in there somewhere, but please, don't get me any more excited than I am already. Read on.
Michael Kantor of Calicocat.com:
Oh good God, I hope its all for real. Go check it out, really, there is a whole lot more including "Mistress Lee's" email correspondence with Kantor. Which is hilarious in and of itself. See for yerself. "Mistress Lee" obviously fancies herself quite the cocotte tease.
Note: I realize that this "Mistress Lee" story/rumor/whatever it really is, etc,... has been bouncing around online in one state of undress or another for some time. But I don't really care. I still wanna believe that some prayers are answered. Ya know what I mean?
DEVELOPING!!!
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America's national scoldpottle and flagship human dirigible for all things virtuous, victorian, and, uh, apparently, wearing studded stiletto heels and carrying a horse whip, may turn out to be more fun at a party than an old Velvet Underground record and a handful of poppers.
THE DOMINATRIX SPEAKS!!! - CALICO CAT EXCLUSIVE!!!
FROM: "Mistress Lee"
You can't do anything because you're powerless. The right wing editors don't want it told-period. If I were telling tales of bein flat on my back playin' the pleasure unit it would have been in print long ago. How dare she expose this -She got paid to keep her mouth closed is the prevailing sentiment -I would 'EXPOSE' them all in a new york minute but they think they can pimp me out like you're trying to do now-SILLY. -If he had been a dem they would have hailed me as the second coming of Christ. Fondle this HOT LINK for more titilating fun
"second coming of..." Oh boy. There is definetly a big wet multiple coming joke in there somewhere, but please, don't get me any more excited than I am already. Read on.
Michael Kantor of Calicocat.com:
According to my anonymous email source, the media knows a lot more about this story than what I’ve reported on my website. Terry Neal of the Washington Post allegedly has an incriminating audiotape. (I sent an email to Neal that was unanswered.) According to democrats.com, Lloyd Grove of the NY Daily News and Josh Green of the Atlantic also have investigated the story. I am told that someone with detailed firsthand knowledge of their relationship, other than "Mistress Lee," has talked to reporters. And of course there is "Mistress Lee’s" own confirmation that the story is true. I am told that there are casino videotapes of the two of them together, but casino employees won’t talk on the record because they’d lose their jobs for ratting out customers.
I am also told that this story is even bigger than just Bill Bennett. I am told that "Mistress Lee" has other high level clients, including governors, congressmen, and powerful businessmen. Poke This Here
Oh good God, I hope its all for real. Go check it out, really, there is a whole lot more including "Mistress Lee's" email correspondence with Kantor. Which is hilarious in and of itself. See for yerself. "Mistress Lee" obviously fancies herself quite the cocotte tease.
Note: I realize that this "Mistress Lee" story/rumor/whatever it really is, etc,... has been bouncing around online in one state of undress or another for some time. But I don't really care. I still wanna believe that some prayers are answered. Ya know what I mean?
DEVELOPING!!!
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