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I'm thinking of having cards made up that look something like this:

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING

your very special ringtone
your business affairs
your medical history
the most intimate details of your hopes, fears, and dreams
with me
with your neighbors
with the entire:
car
restaurant
theatre
for the last:
few minutes
half hour
hour
several hours

USING YOUR CELL PHONE

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Then, just check of the appropriate boxes and hand the card to the offender. Simple and clean. As long as I don't get shot.

Readers, any thoughts on additions to the list?