Wednesday, April 07, 2004
Your Gratuitous Morning Weirdness
Todays idiocy: Little Green Booger Flickers
The excitable magnificos from the ranks of the LGBF, here, are having a Blanche Du Bois moment. Listen:
Bold emphasis above is mine. Evidence for this vindictive "probably" conspiracy event, all apparently orchestrated by none other than Markos Zuninga and his legions of sneaky leftist tools, apparently revolves around the dramatic allegations contained within this startling seditious communique: HERE.
Awful isn't it? The horror, the horror! Why it's grounds for a duel, or something theatric like that. Anyway. The busybody web-fauna of the LGBF have wasted no time when it comes to backfilling their own comments section with so much appalled consternation, quivering indignation, and other such histrionics. Whatever.
In any case, none of this really has anything to do with anything and it's actually just a chance for me to introduce my new nationally syndicated cartoon series called Little Green Booger Flickers. (See illustration above)
If the vibrating tuning forks of LGF are as much fun as I think they may be I expect to enjoy a long and rewarding working relationship mining their comment threads. I also expect that the silly bastards will do most of the work for me. Which is the way it should be, right?
I sit back on the front porch with a cool glass of traditional family value home squeezed lemonade like some big daddio master overseerer while talkative right wing ditto birds do all the chirping and I laugh and profit from their noisy recorded labor. Hehehe... it's the 'Merican way. Hain't it? Sure it is. I can't wait for the Little Green Booger Flicker Christmas card royalty checks to start rolling in!
Praise Jeebus and Joseph and Jack Daniels and all the Little Green Booger Flickers of the latter days!
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The excitable magnificos from the ranks of the LGBF, here, are having a Blanche Du Bois moment. Listen:
4/6/2004: Hosting Matters Does Right
I’d like to thank Hosting Matters for being a really stand-up company, and not bowing to pressure from people with a transparently vindictive agenda: Hosting Matters Support Forum - What’s up with the racists?
The LGF haters, probably inspired by Markos Zuniga and his sycophants, are trying every avenue to hurt us today, including this one. They have also written hateful notes to our advertisers, of course.
Bold emphasis above is mine. Evidence for this vindictive "probably" conspiracy event, all apparently orchestrated by none other than Markos Zuninga and his legions of sneaky leftist tools, apparently revolves around the dramatic allegations contained within this startling seditious communique: HERE.
Awful isn't it? The horror, the horror! Why it's grounds for a duel, or something theatric like that. Anyway. The busybody web-fauna of the LGBF have wasted no time when it comes to backfilling their own comments section with so much appalled consternation, quivering indignation, and other such histrionics. Whatever.
In any case, none of this really has anything to do with anything and it's actually just a chance for me to introduce my new nationally syndicated cartoon series called Little Green Booger Flickers. (See illustration above)
If the vibrating tuning forks of LGF are as much fun as I think they may be I expect to enjoy a long and rewarding working relationship mining their comment threads. I also expect that the silly bastards will do most of the work for me. Which is the way it should be, right?
I sit back on the front porch with a cool glass of traditional family value home squeezed lemonade like some big daddio master overseerer while talkative right wing ditto birds do all the chirping and I laugh and profit from their noisy recorded labor. Hehehe... it's the 'Merican way. Hain't it? Sure it is. I can't wait for the Little Green Booger Flicker Christmas card royalty checks to start rolling in!
Praise Jeebus and Joseph and Jack Daniels and all the Little Green Booger Flickers of the latter days!
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