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"Outrage Fatigues"—for the Urban Exhausted Liberal in your family!

"Faith Based Clothing"—where your beliefs are flapping in the breeze.

"Actionable Springwear"—you can't wear it unless someone instructs you how to specifically put on each item.

"W's Vacation Wear"—walk around the perimeter in pants that are 40% relaxed fit.

"Cheney's Secret Energy Briefs"—you'll never know what's covering what, will you?

"Rummy's Messy Pants"—Accidents do happen!

"Neocon Knickers"—Make everybody wear them!

"Condi's Line of Defense Chastity Belt"—A girl will never have to say 'Yes' wearing one of these!

"End of Lite-Days" panty liners—Waura thinks every girl should should be stain free for the Avenging Lord's Big Finale!