Saturday, March 06, 2004
Top 10 reasons not to hate George Bush [encore presentation]
Here at Corrente, we are doing our best to restore civility to American political discourse by giving reasons not not hate George Bush. Thus we refute the vicious canard—I didn't day "duck pit" but feel free to think it—that Corrente is a "hate Bush" site.
Here they are:
10. He can wear an earpiece with the best of 'em.
9. He pronounces "nuclear" like a regular guy.
8. Say what you like about him, but he has the nicest ass of any president in living memory. (alert reader Molly)
7. No issues with dogs.
6. He's not afraid to call Condi Rice "fabulous." (Anonymous)
5. He only turns vicious when cornered.
4. George Bush omorashi!
3. He restored honor and dignity to the oval office.
2. One word: Xanax
1. You can watch with the sound turned down.
We first ran this back in September, and it's held up pretty well. But perhaps it's time to rework it.
Readers?
Here they are:
10. He can wear an earpiece with the best of 'em.
9. He pronounces "nuclear" like a regular guy.
8. Say what you like about him, but he has the nicest ass of any president in living memory. (alert reader Molly)
7. No issues with dogs.
6. He's not afraid to call Condi Rice "fabulous." (Anonymous)
5. He only turns vicious when cornered.
4. George Bush omorashi!
3. He restored honor and dignity to the oval office.
2. One word: Xanax
1. You can watch with the sound turned down.
We first ran this back in September, and it's held up pretty well. But perhaps it's time to rework it.
Readers?
