Wednesday, March 10, 2004
Department of "Uh, right!"
Now, faith-based unemployment figures!
Yesp, Bush has got a lot of 'splainin' to do. Let's help him:
Bush explained that not showing up for his flight physical was a sign that he would shortly be handed a new educational opporunity (hey, he was right!)
Bush explained that having Harken fail was a sign that he would shortly be handed a new business (and hey, he was right!)
Bush explained that ... Well, make up your own jokes!
There's optimism, and then there's optimism....
[Bush] also explained a recent disappointing employment report, which showed only 21,000 new jobs for January versus an earlier White House forecast of 300,000 new jobs a month in 2004, as a sign that the economy was moving into a new era of high productivity and open markets.
(via Reuters)
Yesp, Bush has got a lot of 'splainin' to do. Let's help him:
Bush explained that not showing up for his flight physical was a sign that he would shortly be handed a new educational opporunity (hey, he was right!)
Bush explained that having Harken fail was a sign that he would shortly be handed a new business (and hey, he was right!)
Bush explained that ... Well, make up your own jokes!
There's optimism, and then there's optimism....