corrente

Yawn. This is all so very, very transparent.

Honestly, how long can we hyperventilate about this stuff? The Republicans can, forever, it seems, but it's OK and that's why we love them. We just don't have to get all hot and bothered ourselves. Nor do the majority of the American people, thank God.

I really think it's time for the SCLM to apply the Edwin Edwards Gold Standard to all these "scandals."

If a Democrat, or a Republican, is:

caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

then it's a newsworthy sex scandal. Otherwise, it isn't.

NOTE: So we're clear, by "boy," I mean underage male.