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AP via WaPo here:
Letterman:

Here now is my favorite story of the week, rumor that President Bush had a nose job. He had some sort of plastic surgery and had a nose job. If this is true, it would be the first new job he's created since he's taken office

Leno:

"President Bush is now focusing on jobs. I think the one job he's focusing most on is his own. The White House is now backtracking from its prediction that 2.6 million new jobs will be created in the U.S. this year. They say they were off by roughly 2.6 million jobs."

And Leno on gay marriage:

"President Bush said the only time two men should ever be in bed together is when one is a politician and the other in a lobbyist."

Heh heh heh ....