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5:00PM Friday is when the malAdministration releases any information it really, really wants to bury.

I wonder what will happen at 5:00 today? Readers, any takers?

UPDATE From alert reader TheDad:

Washington DC(AP)-At 5 PM today the Bush Administration announced that a list of "Preferred Providers" to the Bush/Cheney 2004 campaign will be unobtrusively rounded up for internment into special "hardened undisclosed locations" in anticipation of a scheduled "high-atmospheric event." The event is to be provoked by an extinction-grade asteroid plowing into the atmosphere over Massachusetts on Sunday. The asteroid is expected to harmlessly disintegrate before reaching the core of the planet, and all residents of other states and countries have no reason for concern, Scott McClellan said, reassuring three startled and confused reporters still hanging around the White House late Friday.