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Looks like the Moran Family Klan has discovered Margaret Cho. Apparently they've managed to work themeselves into quite a state of agitated spittle-froth over her comments made during the Monday night "MoveOn.org fundraiser, and, to emphasize their territorial dominance, decided to gang squat in her email litter-box.


The cats at American Politics Journal have mangaed to isolate some of the more diseased Freeper scat specimens that have been left behind by these so called FreeRepublic protectors of virtue and patriotism and all things mannered. You can examine a collection of these specimens yourself. Poke at 'em with a stick, whatever. They are currently available for closer inspection via APJ's Cro-Mangan Mail Special feature HERE - Take a look. Don't get any on ya.

Below are a few samples I examined myself, from APJ's page, in order to bring them here to show you what they look like. NOTE: According to APJ, "All obscenities, profanities and naughty words have been $#%@&ed for your safety."

Update: Jan. 17, 2003 - Per request via MargaretCho.com the last names of those displayed below have been redacted, or partially redacted.

Note: I thought it important to publish each letter the way it was received as I didn't want to be accused of fabrication. But now, Margaret has asked me to remove everyone's email address and last name. In addition, we are asking that other sites that have reprinted this info do the same and until that time we're also requesting that people refrain from contacting the authors of these horrible letters. They know Margaret is supported. They know they've hurt many people with their words. Some people have even apologized. It's time for healing and tolerance.

ALSO: PLEASE don't email us any more support. We know you're out there (we've gotten twice as many support letters as hate mail) but our inboxes are full. Thank You.

Here's one from some cluck named "chris xxxxx", even though his email address is named "tobyxxxx":

F$@# you you oriental c$%& . you are not even an american. You are soooo stupid. Go f$@# yourself and go back to Asia you slanted eye whore.

Here's an articulate message from some post-hole named "Mark Hxxxx":

What a f$@#in' fat c$%&

Probably took Mark a whole half an hour to string that one together.

Here's one from some chivalrous conservative gent named "Tom Smxxx":

which way does your p?$$y slant, baby? this is important, since you are certainly quite unfunny.

Here's one from "Mike Smxxx", whose relation to "Tom Smith" is undisclosed. However, it appears that "Mike" is more of a conservative Christian gentlemen than "Tom". Lets get with the program "Tom"!

their daughter is an insecure, arrogant, butt-ugly, obnoxious, potty-mouthed, uneducated, fat liberal who makes fun of God and christians all the time.

(funny how that works, ...God has the power to simply SPEAK the entire world into existence, and idiots all over his creation make fun of him, regardless of what he has in store for those who choose NOT to believe.)

Put the cheeseburger down, pull Clinton's d!ck out of your mouth, and wise up. Because the people who adore you have AIDS for a REASON.

Funny how that works isn't it? After ranting and raving about being "obnoxious," "potty-mouthed," and "liberal," and those who make fun of "God and christians", with a small 'c,' Mike concludes with the instruction, "pull Clinton's dick out of your mouth..." - - Well well, What Would Jesus Do? In any case, thats very nice of Mike to offer such friendly Christian advice. "pull Clinton's dick out of your mouth." Hey, come to think of it, weren't those Jesus's exact words when he......oh, no, never mind, I was probably thinking of something I heard on one of those Right-Wing Christian values radio call in shows.

And speaking of getting with the program, the old Bump Monkey Pox Caps-Lock syndrome makes its usual appearence, and the whole Christian Nation goosestep thing too. This one from some squawk named "Spedxxxxxxxx":

IT AINT FUNNY TO DISS HALF THE US POPULATION!!!!
SUGGEST THIS PUPPY GET A CIVICS EXAM OR ELSE TURN IN HER GREEN CARD !!! WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION WHO LET HER KIN IN TO HAVE A BETTER LIFE GET WITH THE PROGRAM OR GET OUT

Easy on the methamphetamine for JESUS. "Sped."

Then there's one from some guy who called "David T xxxxx" who blasts off with:

Dear fat g00k:

And from "sjoycexxx":

Just a quick note to let you know that after reading your comments from the move on . org awards I was disgusted. Your comments were totally uncalled for. Why don't you you take your fat slant eyed head and go back to China. F__k You

And then "Sped" is back. Apparently couldn't get enough of hisself, he writes this:

light ring rut here. we grive u new klorian name, u = wan fat ho u arsso Femernazi too. and big blitch [...] SIGNED DENNIS MILLER SAN.

Sped's quite the comedian, eh? I'll bet he becomes famous soon. Maybe the opening act for next years Aryan National Congress. Assuming they can find a campsite they can afford to rent. Apparently "Sped" is also a close friend of Dennis Miller's. Close enough to borrow his name for the evening.

Here's one from some gomer named "SPAULDINGD", in all caps, who apparently believes that his email messages will arrive faster if he yell-mails them.

Thank you for protecting my free speech. I'm sure you had a good time with moveon folks, sucking pimples off the c0ck of Chuck D--like cool. Many babes want that. And, of course, you got to feel the soft d!ck of Al & his pals. There is nothing you could have done to harden them. Keep sucking free air for us.

SPAULDINGD seems to have a thing for sucking. Or, maybe he doesn't!? Heh. Or, maybe SPAULDINGD isn't even a "he"? Gee.

Here's one from "Jim xxxxx", who might like to have a long talk with Rick Santorum. Jim seems to be a little, how shall I say, overly hands-on when it comes animal husbandry. A little to, perhaps, involved, with the social lives of his own pigs. If ya know what I mean.

Gee! Now that it is open season on blogs, how about coming down to my pig farm. You look like some good stock to breed with my pigs. In fact, if I have one that looks exactly like you I can sell more pigs to the Chinatowns across the U.S. It is too bad your such a stupid arrogant idiot who life is full of pampering and stupid left wing ideology. It is just too bad that you give a f$@# less about the people who have been murdered, tortured and raped in Iraq, or the other 100 millions of people that have been killed throughout the last 70 years because of leftist thinkers who support tyrants and dictators like yourself. Too, bad you’re too stupid to understand. What a pity, what a waste of talent.

However, not is all wasted if you come down to my pig farm. In another month it will be breeding season.

Well, there ya have it. There are many more. You can check em out for yourself at the APJ's website feature on the topic, A Very Special Cro-Magnon Mail! or visit Margaret Cho's blog and read her response.

What I can see is that there are really stupid people in this country and then when you point out how stupid they are, they get fucking mad as fuck. ~ Margaret Cho

All of this reminded me of something H.L. Mencken wrote a long time ago.

The caveman is all muscles and mush. Without a woman to rule him and think for him, he is a truly lamentable spectacle: a baby with whiskers, ...a feeble and preposterous caricature of God.
~ HL Mencken, In Defense of Women, 1918

Update: Apparently some of the Freeper cowards out there don't like it when the lights are turned on. Or when they get their own shit tossed right back into their own backyard. Those mean angy liberals!

I am gloating. People be trying to beg us to take their email addresses off the site because they have been deluged with hate mail in response to their hate mails to me. I want to say, "You reap what you sow," but now I have all kind of love for the because it is out of my hands. ~ Margaret Cho

I can't wait until they start howling about their email address private property rights being violated. Freepers. They're all puff and piffle. Children playing with firecrackers. And when their own miss-fired handiwork blows their own fingers off they run crying for sympathy from the target of their torments. Freepers. Find me one, that isn't a few fingers short of ten.

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