Thursday, January 08, 2004
If they can send one Republican to Mars, why can't they send all of them?
Look! Up in the sky! It must be the flying fuck that I gave!
Yawn ("Bush to Announce Mission to Mars" Or the moon[1]..)
Say, why doesn't someone ask Dear Leader if Mars is 6000 years old, too?
UPDATE Now the headline reads "Bush to Announce Bold New Missions to Send Americans to Mars and the Moon/"
Eeew, that "bold" RNC meme is so stale. Can't they come up with something better?
[1]Moon this Mr. "President"!
Yawn ("Bush to Announce Mission to Mars" Or the moon[1]..)
Say, why doesn't someone ask Dear Leader if Mars is 6000 years old, too?
UPDATE Now the headline reads "Bush to Announce Bold New Missions to Send Americans to Mars and the Moon/"
Eeew, that "bold" RNC meme is so stale. Can't they come up with something better?
[1]Moon this Mr. "President"!
